There once was a guy named Doug
With a schnoz too big for his mug
And although it looks tacky
When he wears all Khaki
I still want to give him a hug
Growing up in a brook that was “stony”
He must not have been a phony
Cause early in life
He met his wife
and has yet to pay alimony
His driving test was no breeze,
But with Michigan and Harvard degrees
He learned in college
To be an “officer of knowledge”
So now he can do as he please
Just hanging with Zacky and Zoe
And Watching the little ones grow
But when Zoologist or Dancer
Are looking for an answer
Apa’s the one who will know
Lover of fossils and rocks
And sandals worn with socks
Inspired by Muppets
The use of puppets
Is incorporated into his talks
Blessed with a darn good Dad
We all didn’t turn out so bad
Taught that logic and reason
Is “in” every season
And for this we’re eternally glad
