Emperor's Apology

Forgiveness is a virtue
diversion can make you forget
and if sorry has a limit
I haven't reached mine yet

I swear that you can trust us
even though we fail
to be Fair and Balanced
in any scope or scale

We're here to serve a purpose
sell the other side of truth
skew stories in our favor
regardless of the proof

More power for the rich
resulting from my missions;
voters believing propaganda
and owning politicians

I’m sorry you didn’t realize

We pray upon the distraught

My only true regret is

My minions getting caught